I'm on my bed writing on this.
Tengah makan pisang sebenarnya.
I realize how good banana for our health when I was in boarding school back to 2012.
"Pisang montok" nama dia lol k tak tipu ada tulis kat papan menu Dewan Makan.
One fine morning I was in rush so I didn't take the cereal.
Instead I chose to have banana as my quick breakfast.
Guess what bila dah sampai kelas and rushing nak pergi reading session,
I terlupa pisang ada dalam beg.
Right after assembly and rushing nak kemas meja, cikgu pun masuk.
"Good morning class, take our ur handout yang saya kasi last week."
"Aaaaaalright Miss Foo!" proudly sambil menghempaskan punggung ke atas kerusi yang tak begitu empuk but at least the government provides it for free (they live on my bloody taxes to be exact)
Dah nak habis waktu sekolah baru teringat.
"OH MY GOD GAISSSS AKU TERLUPA ADA PISANG DALAM BEG"
*Bukak bagpack kuda belang*
( Menangis tersedu sedu )
Dah penyek pisang gue.
that ass